Who replies to fanmail fast?

[goswannies]

Honestly, the Internet is full of addresses that anyone who can type (you only need one functional finger ... holy crapbox, just use your nose to type if you lost all you fingers in a tragic chainsaw accident) can find with little effort - without asking everyone else to do your search for you. If your hands (or nose) really don't work, at least ask for specific celebs. Otherwise it just seems like you're just trying to get easy autographs just for the sake of it ... like the scummy eBay sellers do - to ruin the hobby.