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My name is Jacob Whatley. I am not famous, but I will be the President of the United States in the distant future. I am signing autographs in advance for my dedicated "Pre-fans". Send me a letter! I'd love to hear from you! My Vice President will be Mr. Whitfield. You can send me anything you want signed, or you can just write me with encouraging words! Thank you very much!

God Bless!

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11405 N. 400 W.
Alexandria, IN 46001
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Hi. Your post is very interesting. Just one question. How will you become president?

What is your economic platform? How will you tackle tough issues like climate change, and immigration?

that address is to a 3 bedroom home

Hello! I will become President through hard work and dedication. This task won't occur overnight, however. I have been speaking with Vice President Whitfield about this topic. With the faith of our supporters, we will achieve this goal. Our agenda is simple: give the people what they want. Our economy is failing. I will work hard to balance our budget and cut government spending. I will look into new energy sources as well. That is my platform.

God Bless!

Sincerely,
Jacob T. Whatley

I totally understand Mr. future President. You must have been contacted by your future self, this sort of thing happens all the time.

I would ask you the important questions like platform and party membership, but I'm sure by the time you're President those things will have changed so dramatically it would not make sense to us in the present. No?

On a side note, this spam is quite hilarious. It got me posting for the first time in months. To garner my vote, you'd have to be socially conservative and economically liberal. Most likely a communist or something... Good luck with that