I know it's sunday but,....... I'll check again

'There's a letter for you'
'Oh, probably a bill.'
'No, it's one of your 'Do Not bend' ones'
'WAIT WHAT?! '

How can I be out of stamps? I just bought a hundred of them last week.

I hate it when the stamps get stuck to my skin (starts to try to pry them off to much pain)

'Yes, I bought milk whilst I was out. But I also bought a few photo albums and an ungodly amount of stamps.'

one of my friends asked me who someone was (just seeing if I knew her lol) and here's what I had to say mind you the person the auto is of is Britney Spears so ummm I dont see how I messed it up as badly as I did


friend - Who is this one?
Me - Ashley Tisdale wait?? ummmm....
Me - no thats Jessica Simpson wait...
friend - *laughing*
Me - NO NO NO thats Aaron Carter wait....
Friend - *laughing even harder now*
Me - NO NO NO thats a girl not a guy ummm it's Mickie James wait...
Friend - are you sure about that??? *still laughing*
Me - NO AHHHH oh thats right It's Britney Spears
friend - are you sure your not smokeing something *still laughing*
Me - oh shut up

Never in a MILLION years would I ever think I would mix Britney Spears up for that many people lol and to make maters wrose is the fact that I was looking at the photo the whole time and theres no way not to tell it's not britney and 100%%% a photo of her lol

"I better keep my autographs by the door in case of a fire...but not on the floor, in case of a flood."

Why is the waiting time for a reply always so f***ing long

It's here! It's Here! OMG (while jumping and moving arms around rapidly on the way to the door ; literally did this once and got very strange looks from neighbors.

It clearly says 'Please do not bend'! WHY THEN MUST YOU PERSIST ON BENDING IT?!

(Little rage that I had today on my front porch. Must've got some great looks from neighbours )